{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?","punchline":"Don't look I'm changing!","id":185}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
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