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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?","punchline":"No, I got them all cut.","id":76}

{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

{"type":"dad","setup":"Why don't eggs tell jokes?","punchline":"Because they would crack each other up.","id":384}

{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}

{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What's black and white and read all over?","punchline":"The newspaper.","id":264}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}

{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

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{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}