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Linda Arkley was a British Conservative politician who served as the elected mayor of North Tyneside from 2003 to 2005 and from 2009 to 2013.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
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Drevenik is a village in the municipality of Bitola, North Macedonia. It used to be part of the former municipality of Kukurečani.
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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